I HATE

This trend for hipsters riding courier bikes. Why would you want to be a courier, i don't see people pretending to be postman, although i would prefer that to the onslaught of mugs wearing tiny cycling caps with one trouser leg rolled up. The real couriers i have come across all seem slightly loopy and shout at you to get out the way. Came across a few when i worked on a newspaper for a while and found them to be very intimidating, giving off the vibe of being involved in some free mason esque community that hates all outsiders. I know this trend is not based on people wanting to be green. It has inspired me to pass my driving test and become a road hog."Four legs good,two legs bad". Thanks George